The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 234 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.523 billion Starlight Glimmer 234ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 234ian economy, worth 406 trillion bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,391 bits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Starlight Glimmer 234's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 234 is ranked 258,381^st in the world and 9,568^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.